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My "Business Model" - Pay It Forward - Donate (if; and only if you benefit) ... my grade

Audience - plz leave - cynical, honest, scary, profitable

My Year Long Sojourn - Unemployed (6mo/6mo) - Principle/Ethics (MOH Grenade ... Great but not Business savvy)

Fear nothing and you win

Resources - stupidity - luck - bad luck

15% Pay Raise every 18 months

You ARE in CONTROL of your destiny

Interview is two process

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Ya F*****g think ?!?! http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/37354853/ns/business-world_business/?ns=business-world_business

Verbiage What it means Good answer Bad answer Comment
How hard is it for a non-programmer to create an iPhone app? Anyone know? Seen on Twitter It should take you about 20 minutes ... here are the links you need ... I'm a Senior Software Engineer ... my boss is amazed how fast I build one (6 months) You are marginalized
We are interviewing several other candidates ... we'll let you of know our decision in next week YOU ARE OUTTA HERE !!! Hasta Luigi Thank you for the Interview --- to be honest with you; I do not believe this is a "Good Fit" ... good luck on your search I eagerly await your phone call Go OUT BLAZING !!! ... THEY WILL NOT CALL YOU ... You OWN the situation !!!
Challanged A Train Wreck in slow motion I love a challange; as you can see from my resume, I have a history of covercoming challanges Can you elaborate by "Challanged"? _
This is a new position We don't have a clue how to solve this MESS, and hope you can stop the carnage ...PLEASE !!! Great, I can mold this in your vision, and bring success to your department Do the Shareholders mind wasting thier money on my salary ? _
I see you are very experienced Hmmm ? ... let me figure out how old your "really are", and/or how much you expect in compensation Maybe it was'nt clear that my resume started the day I was born, I was a very gifted child Yes, thank you --- I'm retired Military, retired Civil Service, retired Railroad, and a retired IBMer --- do you a glass of water ? I need my Nitro as I feel angina coming on Keep your Resume "young" and fresh
What would your supervisor say about your Performance? Answer wrong and you are "bad fit" I Exceeeded Expectations ... period! Why The F*** !!! do you think I'm looking for a New Job ? Win - Win ... if called - he (HR) WILL State You EXCEEDED ... or you can sue for defamation = $500 MILL ... Costa Rica - here I come
What is greatest weakness? Answer wrong and you are "bad fit" I Exceeeded Expectations ... period! Why The F*** !!! do you think I'm looking for a New Job ? Win - Win ... if called - he (HR) WILL State You EXCEEDED ... or you can sue for defamation = $500 MILL ... Costa Rica - here I come
Have you ever had a bad supervisor? Answer wrong and you are "bad fit" No, not really; I've been lucky to work with professionals my whole life Yeah, this Knucklehead at ACME Screws LLC would deliver a bucket of spittle everytime a female employee called in sick because of the "curse"? Ponder ... Think ... Pause ... Reflect ---
If you had to make a decision of doing A, or doing B, or doing C, etc --- which would you choose? Answer wrong and you are "bad fit" It depends ... Any of the above choices .... can you not analyze? Lose - Lose ... WTF are they looking for ???? --- I FAILED Mind Reading 101 !!!
What is greatest Weakness? Answer wrong and you are "bad fit" Not being able to convey during this interview the benefit I will bring to your organization Being a Perfectionist, hardworker Original --- true --- Lose - Lose ... WTF are they looking for ???? --- I FAILED Mind Reading 101 !!!

Location Company Type Comment
Norfolk Collections Agency Bait and switch
Norfolk Railroad Systems Analyst
We are interviewing several other candidates ... we'll let you of know our decision in next week YOU ARE OUTTA HERE !!! Hasta Luigi Thank you for the Interview --- to be honest with you; I do not believe this is a "Good Fit" ... good luck on your search
Norfolk Furniture $20K
Chesapeake Veteran Small Business 1st question was ... how much --- not are you qualified ?!

Our practice is to price services on an hourly rate basis using Labor Categories and corresponding rates as follows (IFF included).

Labor Category 	                2006 	2007	2008 	2009	2010

Sr. Military Eng Analyst        $115.92	$119.40	$122.98	$126.67	$130.47
Military Engineering Analyst	$92.74	$95.52	$98.39	$101.34	$104.38
Word Processing (Incidental)	$40.57	$41.79	$43.04	$44.33	$45.66
Database Specialist	            $81.95	$84.41	$86.95	$89.55	$92.24
Web Page/Multimedia Specialist	$71.03	$73.16	$75.35	$77.61	$79.94

Note: All monetary rates are the same for government and commercial entities.

Labor Categories Defined
Senior Military Engineering Analyst (SMEA)
Minimum Education: BS Engineering Degree or the equivalency of two years directly related experience for 1 year of college. Related experience includes overseeing the accomplishment of engineering tasks being performed in a professional engineering environment, government or commercial.
Functional Responsibilities:
	Plans and performs complex engineering studies, analyses, and design requiring expert application of advanced and diversified engineering principles and knowledge of user requirements. Also, implements these concepts to both generalized and specialized system/component requirements.
	Conduct engineering tests, inspections and investigations. Develops system procedures, methods and tests.
	Prepares and reviews designs, specifications, related technical documentation and technical proposals. Involves exploration of subject area, definition of scope and selection of problems for investigation, and development of concepts and approaches.
	Provides guidance and assistance in coordinating tasks and assuring technical adequacy of the end product.
	Translates complex problems and requirements into practicable system definitions.
	Generates system hardware and software specifications for all levels of application (concept through production and use).
 	Ensures compliance with technological standards throughout the project.
 	Client contact is routine and frequent.
Military Engineering Analyst (MEA)
Minimum Education: BA/BS Degree or the equivalency of two years directly related experience for 1 year of college. Related experience includes performing engineering analyses, tests and studies in a professional engineering environment, government or commercial.
Functional Responsibilities:
	Plans and conducts work requiring judgment in the independent evaluation selection, and substantial adaptation and modification or standard techniques, procedures, and criteria.
 	Performs software and hardware requirements analysis, design, development, testing, and documentation for components of complex systems or for small non-complex systems using standard procedures and criteria.
 	Maintains currency in technical field.
 	Develops, reviews, and updates software and hardware performance specifications. Analyzes and evaluates existing or proposed systems and devises computer systems to process data.
 	Accomplishes functional and empirical analysis related to designing, developing and implementing software operating systems for computer systems.

Word Processor Support (WP Incidental)
Minimum Education: High School Diploma. Related experience includes preparing a wide variety of documentation in support of government or commercial projects.
Functional Responsibilities:
 	Proficiency in managing personnel, financial management operations and technical program management.

Database Specialist

Minimum Education: AS Degree or the equivalency of two years directly related experience for 1 year of college. Related experience includes database design, programming, and administration.

Functional Responsibilities:

	Assists with monitoring database usage, troubleshoots data compatibility and integrity issues, and makes modifications for enhanced performance.

	Assists with defining and documents database administration policies and procedures.


Web Page/Multimedia Specialist

Minimum Education: AS Degree or the equivalency of two years directly related experience for 1 year of college. Related experience includes supporting the Senior Designers with product or system design in support of government or commercial projects.

Functional Responsibilities:

	Prepares sketches or complete detail and layout drawings from verbal or written instructions on the most complex projects.

	Analyzes existing systems and defines, designs, and develops new system requirements.

	Determines system specifications, input/output processes, and working parameters for hardware/software compatibility.

	Coordinates design of subsystems and integration of total system.

	Works under the direction of senior designers or engineers on the development of designs.